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  3. monobeartheater:

    rosieroodoodeloo:

    rneerkat:

    im pretty sure somebody hid the final paragraph of my essay on a shelf i cant reach, but i dont want to jump to conclusions

    IS THIS REAL.

    LETS ALL APPRECIATE FOR A MOMENT THAT THE UNIVERSE EVOLVED JUST RIGHT TO MAKE THIS PUN POSSIBLE

    (Source: rneerkat, via notmycakeyoubitch)

     
  4. sn0w72897:

    calamity-cain:

    geekishchic:

    This is how you know they’re actually brothers.

    this is my favourite scene in the movie i’m not even kidding

    I love this scene the most, because Loki is somewhat trying to help and Thor is just done.

    (Source: mishasteaparty, via notmycakeyoubitch)

     

  5. amortizing:

    2014 is half over and

    • -i lost no weight
    • -didn’t learn anything
    • -haven’t made an effort to save money
    • -still ugly

    (via notmycakeyoubitch)

     
  6. miketooch:

    kangaroonemesis:

    Im not sure the new IT guy knows what he is doing…

    Nonsense give him a promotion and his own corner office

    (via french-vanilla-)

     
  7. epic-humor:

    Anatomy of Songs [wronghands]

    (Source: tastefullyoffensive, via french-vanilla-)

     

  8. hellaoptile:

    you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

    (via french-vanilla-)

     
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  10. grubsludge:

    funk-dabble:

    littleleahlamb2k14:

    grubsludge:

    bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war

    image

    ready

    why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there

    what are you gonna do?

    stab a skeleton in the heart?

    (via french-vanilla-)