1. adambloghart:

    artaeologist:

    there are five frogs staring at me right now

    but only one can be america’s next top model

    (Source: reconcicle, via nicoosuxx)

     
  2. a-zesty-lo0n:

    thislifeintransit:

    Can I have a dog please?

    No. Just no.

    (Source: vicious-seamonkey, via daydreams-nightschemes)

     
  3. rebelliouskitten:

    Apparently Jared Padalecki lives next door to my aunt Margo. I got to go to his birthday party. It. Was. Awesome.

    (via the-panty-raider)

     

  4. heckbennett:

    The song hallelujah always makes me cry but it also makes me think of Shrek???

    (via the-panty-raider)

     

  5. wrasslers:

    do you wanna look like this skeleton

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    or THIS skeleton?

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    drink a milk kids

    (via the-panty-raider)

     
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  7. ennis-the-menace:

    takeme-garth:

    penis-hilton:

    shittier:

    sofalcondone:

    oH MY GOD I FORGOT THIS VIDEO EXISTED OH MY FUCKING GOD

    OH MY LORD WHAT THE FUCK

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    I just want everyone to witness this at least once in their life

    At first you’re like “wow good for you” and then you’re like “I spoke too soon”

    (Source: gnomesy, via sniffcatnip-hailkitten)

     
     
  8. misfitreindeer:

    coolranchdevitos:

    waspsbewaremywrathrawr:

    fuks:

    SAIL

    I PRESSED PLAY JUST AS I WAS TAKING A DRINK AND DIET COKE JUST SHOT OUT MY NOSE. I FEEL LIKE I JUST VOMITED

    there are so many layers of humor to appreciate here

    the disruption of pleasant relaxing music

    the word “sail” being yelled slightly off-beat as if the person filming was planning this and got a little eager

    the small child’s laughter in the background

    the pianist whispering “shit” to himself as if he only dropped an m&m or something

    the foot appearing seemingly out of nowhere

    the dedicated pianist falling down with his piano

    it’s all so beautiful

    that person was KICKED

    (via sniffcatnip-hailkitten)

     
     

  9. metrogoon:

    popunklouis:

    mrsmoonbear-senpai:

    popunklouis:

    remember that rumor we all believed in middle school that marilyn manson got the bottom half of his ribcage removed so he could blow himself??

    What the fuck kinda middle school did you go to

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    word I deadass believed that

    (via sniffcatnip-hailkitten)

     

  10. surprisebitch:

    milliardo:

    when you say frozen wasnt that good white people be like

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    i cant fucking breathe

    (Source: milliardo, via sniffcatnip-hailkitten)